This one is for Jesus. Easter is all about Jesus and this is a very special day.
First there was the crucification. That’s where they nailed him on a cross on a hill. Then he died and they put him in a tomb, which is kind of freaky. We don’t do tombs much any more, we do graves. Then after 3 days he was resurrected. That means I’ll be resurrected and have a perfect body. That’s nice because that means I won’t need to eat, which means I won’t be a picky eater any more.
Then there’s the Easter Bunny. He came last night, but he only brought candy and stuff, not big things. That’s ok because I understand he doesn’t have the budget that Santa Claus does.