Archive for the ‘Deep Thoughts’ Category

I been thinking about it and I still don’t want to get married when I grow  up.  Me and Weston decided that we’ll just get our own house next to Mom and Dad’s house.  Then we’ll adopt some kids from the kid place where you adopt kids from.  I’ve never been there, but I can imagine it’s like this big room where a bunch of kids are playing with toys, waiting for moms and dads to come pick them out.  They probably are using their best manners so they’ll be picked.  Then you give the worker some money and leave with the kids you chose.  That’s what me and Weston will do.

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This one is for West.


I been thinking about something lately that I just don’t get.  Some baby animals when they get a certain age, their parents just push them away.  Why do they do that?  Luckily we humans don’t do that.  We keep loving our babies even when they get old.  That makes me thankful to be human.

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Do you know what my favorite birthday present I ever got was?  My cane from Tammy.  I don’t have a problem with my legs, but I love my cane anyway.  And that’s the thing- you don’t need to have a leg problem to carry a cane, because fancy people carry canes all the time.

My uncle T got married last week, even though I told him that would make him girly.  But he did it anyway, and I took my cane to his pretend wedding and reception so I could be fancy.

You know something else about canes?  I was talking to West about them and he says he noticed that people who carry canes are usually rich.  That’s a great point.

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Of locks and keys

Do you know why I carry a penny around with me everywhere I go?  Just in case somebody accidentally locks a door and I need to unlock it.  Like whenever Angel or Coulter goes in our bathroom and locks the door, I can just unlock it with my penny.

Yesterday we got home and I told Dad I could just unlock our door with my penny.  Dad said my penny wouldn’t work to unlock our door because if I could do it with my penny, couldn’t anybody with a penny just come unlock our door?  He has a point there.

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This one is for Weston because it was his birthday.

Me and Gibran and Quinton have this group we made that believes in everything.  We believe in things a lot of people just don’t believe in these days.  Like dragons and other galaxies.  You know what else we believe?  That frozen Pluto really is a planet.  I feel bad for frozen Pluto because now they say it’s not a planet.  But I believe it’s a planet.  I always have.

[Dad’s Note: When the International Astronomical Union (IAU) formalized its definition of a planet in 2006, it was determined that Pluto didn’t meet it, and it’s classification changed from planet to not-quite-planet.  Bridger categorically rejects the reclassification of “frozen” Pluto.]

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Have you ever had one of those dreams that are so real that they don’t seem like a dream at all?  I had one of those the other night.  I dreamed I was at The Kids’ house and they had this dinosaur pop-up book.  They opened up the pop-up book and we were looking at all of the dinosaurs.  Then I somehow just jumped into the book and I was in the dinosaur world.  It was so cool because I got to meet all of them.  I rode on a pleurodon’s back and then I got to meet a momma t-rex.

It’s just like when Dad had a dream when he was little that he was in Voltron.  That’s a really old show that he loved so much.  He dreamed he was in Voltron but it was so real.  That’s like this dream I had about dinosaurs.  Everything was so real that I remember everything about it.  I was sad when I woke up from that dream.

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Cheerios saves lives

I just found out something cool. I was eating Cheerios and reading the box and it says that it can lower your cholesterol. I think that’s pretty awesome.

Cholesterol is a bad thing that gets in your veins and builds up and up. If it blocks your blood from going through, you’ll have a heart attack and die. The Cheerios box has pictures of people on the back of it with words telling about how Cheerios saved their lives. Isn’t it pretty cool that a cereal can save your life. It makes me want to eat lots of them.

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